Right then, my loves, it's time for Lord Buckley's gudie to wenching, now wenching, for those of you who don't know is the act of finding a lady, and then touching her until she comes home with you.
once you've got her home, you going to "Do the dirty deed" as it were so all you do is take her into the bedroom, get undressed and pop the kettle on, once the kettles boiled take the tea bag and...
OH! i'm sorry i've started talking about tea agina, haven't I.
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- LordBuckleyHampshireIII
- Hampshire, England, United Kingdom
- I sit aloft in my fine home, sipping fine tea and drinking fine English wine. Everything in England is fine; we have a great King and a strong currency, our empire will strike down on all who may challenge her and I; Lord Buckley Hampshire III will be cannonside to see the next illustrious victory of England.
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