Tuesday, 9 January 2007

People Of England: Welcome To My Gentlemans Journal


In
the words of our great Prime Minister Lloyd George "
A fully equipped Duke costs as much to keep up as two Dreadnoughts, and Dukes are just as great a terror, and they last longer." As therefore I, a modern gentleman feel the need to keep the surplus population abreast of my affairs; what better way than to publish my journal for all the Commoners, Lady's, Aristocrats and Workhouse Fodder of our great Island Of England.
Henceforth you shall read extracts, selected accounts and anecdotal encounters from my years of social and political experience. I aim not only to entertain but to inform and educate. In reading you shall receive lectures you can use to improve your everyday existence, lessons in: Law, Art, Science, Geography, History, Beating, how to correctly treat those Jew folk and of course my guide to good honest Tea.


1 comment:

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