WENCHING

Right then, my loves, it's time for Lord Buckley's gudie to wenching, now wenching, for those of you who don't know is the act of finding a lady, and then touching her until she comes home with you.
once you've got her home, you going to "Do the dirty deed" as it were so all you do is take her into the bedroom, get undressed and pop the kettle on, once the kettles boiled take the tea bag and...
OH! i'm sorry i've started talking about tea agina, haven't I.

And Now For Your First Lecture- Geography

This is a map of the world from many a year ago, it displays the world in its fullest form; as you may have noticed, to your probable amusement our Great Empire is rather small- indeed you would be correct, it has tripled thricefold since these times
More details of he great world will be added shortly

My Coat Of Arms

This is my fine English Coat Of Arms for the house of Buckley Hampshire first enscribed many years before the dawn of the French when the world was pure, peaceful and English. Designed by my Fathers Fathers shoe slave who was later shot for creating a stink in the drawing room.


The arms boasts my four favourite things; Fine English Tea, The Great Westminster Building Which Houses The Worlds Government, The Great English Invention Of Fine Wine and Englands Gift To Those Indian Darkies; Cricket- all surrounded by the great colours of England.

People Of England: Welcome To My Gentlemans Journal

In the words of our great Prime Minister Lloyd George "A fully equipped Duke costs as much to keep up as two Dreadnoughts, and Dukes are just as great a terror, and they last longer." As therefore I, a modern gentleman feel the need to keep the surplus population abreast of my affairs; what better way than to publish my journal for all the Commoners, Lady's, Aristocrats and Workhouse Fodder of our great Island Of England.
Henceforth you shall read extracts, selected accounts and anecdotal encounters from my years of social and political experience. I aim not only to entertain but to inform and educate. In reading you shall receive lectures you can use to improve your everyday existence, lessons in: Law, Art, Science, Geography, History, Beating, how to correctly treat those Jew folk and of course my guide to good honest Tea.